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That's what they make you wear, Captain
Sub?

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No, I just like to dress like Popeye.

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When you get a new job, you do have to
deal with difficult people.

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You mean like the customers?

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No, like your family.

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Ahoy, matey.

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Permission to come aboard.

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Let me take one more to send to Carol in
London.

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That's a great idea, Mom. Then we can
put a different return address on it and

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make her think we moved.

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It's a lot, Captain Crunch.

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Dad woke me up this morning with the
want, Dad. What do you need a job for

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anyway? Oh, I bet I know he's saving for
college.

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But first, a custom Harley.

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You saving up to buy a hog?

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He gets a hog. You won't even let me get
a kitten.

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Hey, Luke, what's in the bag?

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Uh, it's just my official Captain's sub
hat.

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Well, put it on. I want to take a
picture of the entire uniform.

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No, really.

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Come on, they say the uniform makes the
man.

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In this case, the uniform makes the
sandwich.

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Well, I better get going.

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My boss is driving me to work.

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Your boss drives you to work? I'd like
to get a job like that.

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Well, they're looking for a
counterperson if you're available.

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Ben, you hear that? Ben, Ben!

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Hey, I got a tip for you, Luke. You take
advantage of this carpooling

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opportunity to get to know your boss.

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He probably could teach you a thing or
two.

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Stay back.

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Hold it here, everybody. I can handle
it.

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No, no, no. Dr.

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Seaver, this is Kevin, my boss.

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Assistant manager.

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Another dumb hat, huh?

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You should see the hat the restroom
supervisor has to wear.

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Hey, Luke.

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Glad we caught you. You've noticed
you've been keeping late hours.

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Well, I work till 9 .30.

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Yeah, but you've been getting home after
11.

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Well, Kevin thinks it's a good idea to
unwind after work.

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Oh, you listen to a guy who's only
working at Captain Sub until he can get

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criminal career off the ground?

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I could ask Kevin to drop you off at
home, and then he can go unwind wherever

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wants. I could, but I don't want to.

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Well, then, Luke, we maybe should talk
about you having a curfew.

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Big mistake.

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Will you excuse us for a minute?

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Stick up for me, and I'll flip you a
hoagie.

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I wish you wouldn't contradict us in
front of Luke.

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Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. It's
just that you were really cruising for

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trouble with that whole curfew thing.
Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, Dad.

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Luke is a different breed of horse. I
mean, let's face it. You're used to

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who pulls the plow.

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And Chrissy, who's still a pony. And
Ben, well, he's pretty much a horse's

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patoot.

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But Luke is like me.

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It's a wild Mustang.

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Well, thank you, Gabby.

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My point is that you try to put a fence
around Luke, he's just going to kick it

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over. Mike, where are you going with all
this horse... Maggie.

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Analogy.

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Don't give him a curfew, and he'll mosey
on back to the barn as soon as he's

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sleepy. Need I remind you that we have
successfully raised four children, and

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you had a curfew?

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No, you had a curfew. I had an open
window and a trellis.

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Mike, we've got to run this house by our
rules. Luke is a foster child here, and

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I see no reason why he shouldn't have a
curfew.

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Okay, fine, you can run it up the
flagpole, but I don't think he'll sit on

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Luke!

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Okay, Luke, we want you in the house 10
o 'clock on weekdays and 11 o 'clock on

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weekends.

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Okay.

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Well, what do you know? The wacky old
parents pulled it off.

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Yeah, and Mr. Ed really talks.

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Now, Chrissy, name the shape.

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Square.

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Now, take your time. Think rounder.

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Square.

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Think like a pie.

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Or the moon.

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Moon pie?

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Sorry, I'm not doing so good, am I?

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No, that's okay. You got two out of the
last, uh, 25.

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What's up? You guys playing some kind of
game?

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Sense testing to see if I have PMS.

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ESP, Mom.

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I'm doing an extra credit report for Mr.
Earhart's science class.

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Mr. Earhart? The teacher's been giving
you such a hard time all year?

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Yeah, and if I don't get my average up
to a B, he's not going to let me go on

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the class field trip to the Hayden
Planetarium.

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Oh, well, Ben, your father and I would
be happy to take you to the planetarium.

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Yes, but can you arrange for Sasha
Swarovski to be sitting next to me in

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dark wearing a fuzzy sweater?

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Gotcha.

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Ben said you guys wanted to talk to me?

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It's about Luke.

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We're ready to admit we... We're wrong?

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No. We're very, very wrong?

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No. We're ready to admit that we need
your help.

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Well, I think you made the right
decision.

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You want to catch a Mustang, you got to
use a Mustang.

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So, let me get this straight. What is it
that you want me to tell him? He's

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grounded. No stinking way.

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If a kid can't learn to live by a
family's rules, he'll never learn to

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society's, Mike. Now, you owe it to Luke
to teach him some discipline.

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I hate it when you guys make sense.

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Okay, okay, I'll talk to him. But if
he's got a darn good reason for being

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I'm not giving him any punishment.

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Luke's home.

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Uh, hello.

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Hey, Luke, uh, it's 11 .15.

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You know what that means?

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I'm missing our...

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Hey,

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you were supposed to be home by 10. But
I'm sure that he's got a darn good

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reason for being late. So go ahead and
give it to him.

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Uh, I was at the arcade. We found a
video machine with 10 free games.

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Well, okay, okay. You give me no choice.

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You're... Grounded.

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What she said.

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What?

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Well, can it start Monday? There's a
major party Friday night.

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Okay, sure.

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All right.

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You can't let him trade punishments.
This isn't let's make a deal.

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Although he's dressed for it.

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The grounding includes missing the
party.

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I don't know why you're treating me like
a kid. I got to be in bed by 11.

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I went three years with no bed.

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I spent a night in Central Park. I
survived gangs, murderers, and Pizador's

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outdoor concert.

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Sorry, look, but this is for your own
good.

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Oh, man, this sucks nickels.

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Right.

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Well, thanks a lot, Mike.

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Hey, hey, hey, don't look at me. You're
the one who messed up, pal.

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Don't ever break curfew again.

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Without at least coming up with an
airtight alibi.

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Why am I bummed? Tell me about it. Yeah,
what are you bummed about?

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There's a party out there and I'm in
here.

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You're squawking about being grounded
for a week?

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I was grounded for 1989.

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So what are you bummed about?

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Old man Airhead threw my report out. He
says ESP's a crock, not a science.

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Thanks to him, someone else is going to
be picking sweater pills off of Sasha

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Swarovski.

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That Airhead's a jerk. Somebody ought to
fix him good.

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I know.

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I'm going to prove that ESP is real and
that Chrissy has it.

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Next to her, the amazing Kreskin's going
to look only mildly interesting.

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Come on, Maggie, you will miss the
opening curtain.

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Jason, I've never seen you this excited
about dinner theater.

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Well, how many times do you get to see
Marla Maples and Jessica Hahn in The Odd

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Couple?

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None, if you're lucky.

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Okay, we'll be at the Hayloft Dinner
Theater.

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Good night, Luke.

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Mike, you're back. You've got to talk to
your parents.

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Why? You got to talk them into letting
me go to that party. Luke, they made up

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their mind. What can I do?

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Wait a minute.

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Aren't you the same Mike Seaver who
convinced his parents that report cards

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discontinued as a tree -saving measure?

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I guess when you got the talent, it is a
crime not to use it.

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They're in the kitchen. Okay. All right.
Silver Tongue is on the case.

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Yeah, just the people I was looking for.

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Oh, every time he uses that tone of
voice, the little hairs on the back of

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neck stiffen.

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What are you trying to charm us out of
now, Mike? Oh, no, no, no, this isn't

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me. This is about Luke.

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You see, I think that he's really
learned his lesson, and I think his

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should end, oh, about now.

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Mike, we have to take a stand.

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If we back down now, we're giving him
permission to walk all over us.

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Well, I can live with that.

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But we can't.

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Mike, when you got in the middle of
this, you took on part of the

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for Luke.

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Hey, you're the one who speaks Mustang.

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You're telling me he's still confined to
the paddock.

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Stick to your guns.

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What if I shoot myself in the foot?

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Mike, I can't tell you how much I
appreciate you bringing me to this

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You're the best, the greatest, the king.

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You can't go.

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You're slime.

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Did you even ask? Are you just on their
side now? Oh, come on, Luke. Don't be

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this way.

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Luke!

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Mookie!

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Mookster!

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Mookinator!

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All right, all right, all right. You're
tearing me apart. You can go.

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Really? Yes.

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Fine, but you have to be home by your
curfew. That's 11 o 'clock.

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Not a minute later.

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Thank you, thank you. I didn't know if
you'd come through or not. Yeah.

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I took a shot.

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Remember, Luke, 11 o 'clock.

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I forgot the tickets.

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Your father thinks my subconscious
doesn't want to go to the theater.

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He's wrong. My subconscious wants to
blow up the theater.

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That's funny, Mom. You better hurry.

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Mike, are you trying to get rid of me?
No, no, no, that's ridiculous.

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Shake a leg.

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What's that?

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How could you let him go?

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I couldn't stand to see him mad at me.

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Oh, come on. Kids don't like discipline.

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Remember when you planted Ben to see if
he'd grow?

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We punished you. You got angry with us.

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No, I didn't. Oh, yes, you did. You
lined your father's shorts with Bengay.

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Oh, right. I forgot.

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I never will.

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Neither will I.

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What are you guys so worried about? He
promised me he'd be home by 11 o 'clock.

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Well, he wasn't supposed to go out at
all until you got involved.

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Mom, you were tired of him breaking the
rules, so I just gave him one that he

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could live with.

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What do you think, Mike? That these
rules are arbitrary?

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That we just pull them out of a hat?

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Well, I've never actually seen the hat.

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You're wasting your time.

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You will understand one day, Mike, when
you have kids of your own.

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I got it memorized.

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First card square, then circle, then
star, rectangle,

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triangle, navy lines, red if you touch
your ear, green if you pick your nose.

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Touch my nose.

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You've got to remember, honey, this is
really important.

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I know.

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Sasha's sweater's supernova.

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Percy, if we pull this off, I'll play
tea party with you every day this month.

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Mr. Earhart, what a pleasure.

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Seaver. If this little demonstration of
yours doesn't produce some quantifiable

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results, not only will you be barred
from the field trip, you'll be lucky to

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a passing grade in my class.

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Mr. Earhart, we've had a rocky
relationship.

241
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Why don't we bury the hatchet?

242
00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:03,680
Pleased to meet you, Mr. Earhart.

243
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:09,860
If you'll just sit over here, we'll
begin.

244
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Chrissy, you ready?

245
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Square.

246
00:14:17,830 --> 00:14:18,830
Hey,

247
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what do you know? The first two correct.

248
00:14:24,350 --> 00:14:26,250
Goose pimples. Goose pimples.

249
00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:28,090
Excuse me, Karnak.

250
00:14:28,390 --> 00:14:31,230
But before you proceed, do you mind if I
see those cards?

251
00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:32,970
Sure.

252
00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:37,470
I promise I'll return them.

253
00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:44,190
Now you may begin.

254
00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:46,450
Okay, Griffey.

255
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,140
I want you to make your mind a total
blank.

256
00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:51,220
She's related to you. That shouldn't be
difficult.

257
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:56,700
Now, Chrissy, I want you to guess what's
on these cards.

258
00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:01,320
You have no idea how much I want you to
guess what's on these cards.

259
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:03,520
A rectangle.

260
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,200
That's right.

261
00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:08,520
Okay.

262
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A triangle.

263
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,640
How the heck? I mean, good girl.

264
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Lucy shoes.

265
00:15:15,660 --> 00:15:17,350
Nope. Let's go faster.

266
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Diamond.

267
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Star.

268
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Square.

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Circle.

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Red circle.

271
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This is astonishing.

272
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,430
You're telling me.

273
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,150
If she starts bending spoons, I'm out of
here.

274
00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:40,610
Look, I don't know what you two are up
to, but this has got to be some kind of

275
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trick. Sir, you shuffled the cards
yourself.

276
00:15:43,190 --> 00:15:44,190
I, uh...

277
00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:46,430
I don't understand this.

278
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:49,110
Sir, I worked very hard on setting up
this experiment.

279
00:15:49,710 --> 00:15:51,790
We both know I'm not a bad student.

280
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:53,730
And I deserve a B.

281
00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:56,530
I also deserve to go on that field trip.

282
00:15:57,510 --> 00:15:58,970
Oh, why not?

283
00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:02,710
Well, I've never seen a student work so
hard to get to the planetarium.

284
00:16:04,570 --> 00:16:05,870
It's not going to be in my life.

285
00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:08,090
Sasa Sharotsky isn't so bad either.

286
00:16:11,330 --> 00:16:12,330
Chrissy.

287
00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:14,750
You actually guessed what I was holding
up?

288
00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:16,290
Are you kidding?

289
00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:18,270
What do I look like, a mind reader?

290
00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:22,670
Well, then what's the difference between
this time and last time?

291
00:16:22,870 --> 00:16:25,570
Last time I couldn't see the reflection
in your glasses.

292
00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:30,730
So, these tea parties.

293
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:33,830
Do I sit next to Mr. Teddy Bear or by
you?

294
00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:35,130
By me.

295
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,300
Okay, okay. It's 10 .59.

296
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:47,980
He'll be home by 11 o 'clock.

297
00:16:48,580 --> 00:16:50,060
Luke's a responsible kid.

298
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,380
I can set my watch by the Lukemeister.

299
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,740
It's 11 o 'clock. Do you know where your
children are?

300
00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:58,700
Don't, that little two -faced whore.

301
00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:02,800
What, does he think these rules are just
arbitrary, like I pull them out of some

302
00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:07,560
hat? Two lanes of the Long Island
Expressway have been temporarily closed

303
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,700
an overturned chicken truck.

304
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:11,579
Guess you'd better steer clear or bring
biscuits and gravy.

305
00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:15,800
Chickens. You'd hate to be caught in
that mess.

306
00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:28,000
How bad is it? Code F! Code F! Well,
what does that mean?

307
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:30,040
I'll have to do a feather -ectomy.

308
00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:31,940
There's hope.

309
00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,540
He's a plucky little guy.

310
00:17:34,060 --> 00:17:35,140
Nurse? Yes, Doctor.

311
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:36,360
Tweezers. Tweezers.

312
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:39,040
Luke. Luke, can you hear me? Are you all
right?

313
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:41,480
Is that you, Mike?

314
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:44,160
Yes. Yeah, it's me. I'm right here.

315
00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,840
Why didn't you stop me from going to the
party?

316
00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:53,480
I'm sorry, Mr. Seaver, but there's only
one more thing I can do.

317
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:56,520
What is it? I'll have to call in a
specialist. Nurse?

318
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:57,599
Yes, Doctor?

319
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,220
Get Colonel Sanders on the phone.

320
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,680
Colonel Sanders is dead, sir.

321
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:03,960
Uh -oh.

322
00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:07,600
Oh, come on. What kind of trouble could
he possibly get into?

323
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:11,020
I mean, it's not even wild.

324
00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:16,630
Kind of late, Brower.

325
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:17,870
Shouldn't you be getting home?

326
00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:21,270
My guardian's the perfect set.

327
00:18:21,470 --> 00:18:23,970
I got him trained like a cocker spaniel.

328
00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:26,170
It's nice to have a pet.

329
00:18:27,050 --> 00:18:28,050
Hey, bartender!

330
00:18:28,290 --> 00:18:30,210
Another round of root beer, folks!

331
00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:32,250
And leave the bottle.

332
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:37,250
I knew it.

333
00:18:41,310 --> 00:18:44,230
Gosh, Mom was right. Just don't tell him
what could happen after 11 o 'clock.

334
00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,600
He could run wild. He could break the
law.

335
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,440
He could take up a life of crime.

336
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,340
My son, do you have any last
confessions?

337
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,560
I like dish tar.

338
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
That'll cost you.

339
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:07,040
Is there anyone you'd like me to
contact?

340
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:09,860
Call Mike Seaver.

341
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:13,740
Thanks to him, I ran wild. Broke curfew.

342
00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:15,650
It took up a life of crime.

343
00:19:17,110 --> 00:19:18,790
How come suddenly there's an echo?

344
00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:20,990
We only use it on the important words.

345
00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:23,270
Well, the chair is waiting.

346
00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:24,990
Let's get cooking.

347
00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:27,150
Sorry.

348
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:29,230
You like this, Tar?

349
00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:33,870
Luke! Luke, do you have any idea what
time it is?

350
00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:37,130
Hey, I guess I blew with that curfew
thing, but at least I beat your parents

351
00:19:37,130 --> 00:19:39,390
home. Hey, forget about my parents.
You've got to answer to me.

352
00:19:40,490 --> 00:19:41,490
Mike!

353
00:19:41,610 --> 00:19:42,610
Mikey!

354
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,880
Micromania. Don't micromania at me.

355
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:47,760
You're grounded.

356
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,080
What? For one month.

357
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,199
You're kidding.

358
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,640
No, I'm not kidding. Do you have any
idea what you put me through tonight?

359
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,380
I mean, I'm imagining that you're dead.

360
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,160
Wondering if I'm ever going to see you
again?

361
00:19:57,460 --> 00:20:01,160
Hey, I didn't do anything you haven't
done a million times. Well, that was

362
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,900
different, Luke. I didn't do it to me. I
did it to my parents.

363
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,580
I know how they felt. They were just
protecting me.

364
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:11,960
Oh, whoa.

365
00:20:12,890 --> 00:20:13,829
Listen to me.

366
00:20:13,830 --> 00:20:17,110
Next thing you know, I'll be wearing
white shoes and my belt up around my

367
00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:18,110
nipple.

368
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:23,630
That's it, Luke. You're grounded, and
this time we meet business.

369
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:24,989
Two weeks.

370
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:28,150
Hey, hey, I grounded him for a month. A
month? Isn't that a little severe?

371
00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:31,070
Dad, please, do not undermine me in
front of the KID.

372
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:35,810
Now, listen, mister, I want you to march
up to your room and think about what

373
00:20:35,810 --> 00:20:36,810
you've done.

374
00:20:36,850 --> 00:20:37,809
I'm serious.

375
00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:39,190
And wipe that look off your face.

376
00:20:46,809 --> 00:20:49,630
Mike, don't you want to reconsider? You
were a little rough on him.

377
00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:51,290
You'll understand when you have kids.

378
00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:04,590
Don't tell Mike that I brought you up a
little extra dessert.

379
00:21:05,110 --> 00:21:08,750
Thanks. I'm still working on him to give
you time off for good behavior.

380
00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:10,750
Thanks.

381
00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:15,830
Hi, Luke.

382
00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:17,949
Where's Mike?

383
00:21:17,950 --> 00:21:19,670
Oh, I haven't seen him. Good.

384
00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:25,690
So, I know he said no more TV, but...
TV?

385
00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:27,850
Shh, just put it away, put it away.

386
00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:30,650
I was never here.

387
00:21:49,459 --> 00:21:51,040
Great, you're spying on me.

388
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,860
Luke, it's time you learned something
from being grounded.

389
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:58,240
Boy, you don't let up. What are you,
measuring the window for bars?

390
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,400
No, it's time you learned how to sneak
out. Now, come on.

391
00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:04,500
But this is your punishment.

392
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,040
I know.

393
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,300
And if you say anything, you're
grounded.